Writer, creative director, comedian, all around nice guy.

Born in Baltimore way back when, I spent most of my life in California, attending the illustrious and beloved Menlo School and then Occidental College. I was a less than all-star student who ended up majoring in Theater cuz the Econ department ran me out.

I worked in Hollywood for a few years before becoming an advertising copywriter in 1992. I have worked in that capacity at the Richards Group in Dallas since 1993, during which time I was promoted to the very fancy sounding position of Creative Director.

I have been performing improv comedy with the troupe Ad Libs since about 1997.  It’s basically like the goofing off I did in the back of class since I was 6, but now I only get in trouble if I’m not funny.

And now, I’m proud to say I’m a published children’s book author. It’s been a long road, having written the manuscript for The Forever Plan in 1995 (later changed to The Forever Dog). I may have more stories published in the future, but I doubt I’ll ever be more proud of them than I am of those words.

So, thanks for stopping by, explore the site, buy my book if you haven’t, leave a message if you like, but most of all, remember, despite what the news may say, life is pretty cool. So, smile at strangers (just not in a weird way), laugh out loud as much as possible, and have a great day!

Toodle oo,
Bill